my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
(via cj-sewers)
my doctor was Irish and has a pretty nice tattoo, heeEeeey
so yeah I have the flu
this is actually horrible and I want to die
Okay so funny story time
I’ve been very sick the last four days and have spent a lot of tonight vomiting, and tonight I fell asleep on my parents couch
suddenly I woke up with an intense need to vomit so I jumped up and ran toward the toilet but I didn’t quite make it and just started vomiting quite intensely and I tried to catch it in my hands but it just overflowed and so I had to let it all drop on my parents floor
so now there is vomit all over the floor, my sleeves and my jumper
One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today.
written by Dale Carnegie (via cosmofilius)
written by Dale Carnegie (via cosmofilius)
(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via swallowyourhate)
